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Thursday, July 30, 2009

I HATE I HATE... kau-meang ar...




WHAT I REALLY HATE hahahaha!


  • FROGS - When I was staying in squatters, the toilet and bathroom were build outside the house. We had a round medium size pail inside the bathroom, right at the right-hand-side corner as we walked in. There were always frogs hiding behind the pail. Imagine, I was half way enjoying the shower, and realised that I was being watched! Summore, the frogs were breathing and their neck area (but they don't really have neck) were expanding a little.. aiyer... geli betul!
  • SNAKES - Frogs had seen me naked! Snakes can be anywhere, living room, toilet, and there was one time suddenly got one snake fell down from the tree in front of my neigbhour house! I still remember lastime I was sitting at my grandmother's sister, my Yee-Poh's house living room, watching tv, then suddenly I saw a long thingy thing crawling under the sofa... adui! snake! so huge, and still crawling... another time was in the kitchen, the snake were lying along the cabinet, none of us realised that there was a snake, it looked like a 'decor' item! Best part, we had to step 2 steps to the toilet bowl. Normally, I'll step wide and will reach the 2nd step in just 1 step. Imagine, when I was about to take off my pants... the snake was just at the 1st step that I skipped. Without thinking, I jumped out and screamed like orang gila. We were lucky to have neighbours who gave birth to lots of sons, so the guys who stayed beside our house will run to our house with broom sticks and even bags! They know it, I still think theylike snakes hehehe! There was one mini-snake, size like a kilometrico pen, at the entrace to our kitchen in the squatters. My grandma immediately acted, by boiling hot water and poured at it... eeeeeeeeeeeee BIG HEART GRANDMA! There was another snake, quite long...1 metre I think, it was in front of my room which was located beside the living room, my mom, she quickly boil hot water and poured on it, and my grandma's brother who was our neighbour came to tangkap it! U see, so scary... dont tell me you like snakes!

  • GHOST MOVIES - I still remember when I was a kid, those Hong Kong movies showing pontianak, then they jump jump jump, then the sifu paste the 'yellow fu' on their forehead, then got sharp teeth sticking out... so ugly la! Then, those ghost movies, suddenly got one hand coming out from the toilet bowl, then when you go to toilet, got one bayang-bayang pass by your back... aiyer... so scary man! I still remember each time I go toilet, I'll sure see if got hands coming out hahaha! Another scary thing will be hand crawling out under the bed. So I always make sure I sleep with bolster covering my ears and face!

  • FAKE PEOPLE - praise you good in front, belakang talks bad about you...
  • ARGUMENTS - really cannot tahan people who shout and argue, what's the point? To get a punch or arrested? Think of your family, when you are in trouble, your family is the 1st who is affect... worth it meh? Think Think Think...
  • FACEBOOK - hate those people who simply add friends, I sendiri can't take care of my existing friends list, imagine having to add more people ..... tolong la... don't add me! unless you are handsome like Brad Pitt, or sexy like Britney Spears... ahahhahahaa.. so fake!
  • LANGSAT - strange smell la hahahaha, but still will curi makan 1 biji la
  • CELERY - really a turn-off, but SALARY IS A TURN-ON to me... $$$$$$$$$$$$$
  • HAMSAP TAXI DRIVERS - there was one time, I took a taxi and I had to sit in front as he had another passenger behind. The passenger stepped out, and I was alone sitting beside the driver. I just had my shower and washed my hair and heading for steamboat dinner at Yulek. This driver asked me, "You washed hair ar?" ... I replied, "Yes" - of coz la, if not, hujan meh, jatuh dalam longkang meh, hair so wet, adui! He further asked, "You wash for whom to see?"... damn it! who cares! so hamsap, chi sin!
  • HAMSAP MOVIES - imagine a few young guys, play a few school girls, shout shout shout.... got feel meh? and those ah-moh can play front and back, adui! girls are just like longkang which had sumbat to them or girls are just public toilet? especially those old uncle who f*ck the young girls on the ship, or in the car, see the old 'bird', I feel like giving them an iron as present, they can iron their gu-gu-jiao... terlalu berkedut ler!
  • STINGY PEOPLE - especially those who eat the food you buy, and you don't even get a peanut from them... u see la... and those who only goes to 'free dinner' and when you date them for japanese dinner, they are not free that night hahahaha! no eye see!
  • PEOPLE WHO CURSE ANYONE THEY SEE - especially drivers, I think you all should know what I mean! hahaha! KL drivers, all are fish mongers (selfish)! so why scold them, enjoy the ride baby!
  • HAWKERS WHO DOESN'T KNOW HOW TO COOK - have you been to a wantan mee stall and realised that the vege was hard, wantan mee tasted like string and the wantan only taste like ajinomoto...worse part the char-siew macam batu arang!! Can someone ask these people to learn how to cook before they sell... hehehe! adui! people just earn a living anyway

  • SMOKERS - why smoke, now people going green, eat grass la! hahahaha! it's so smelly, it makes teeth becomes black, heart black, mouth pun black... mana shiok! Gimme the money, and I'll have RM 9 x 30 = RM 270 per month going to charity! oooh lala...

Thursday, July 9, 2009

FAVOURITES :)




Favourite Chinese Food : Sweet & Sour Pork!!!
Favourite Dim Sum: Char Siew Pau
Favourite Malay Food : Satay
Favourite Indian Food: Roti tisu....oohh lala...
Favourite Japanese Food: Sushi & Sashimi (no wasabi, no ginger, no soya sauce plsss)
Favourite Western Food: Pizza - Veggie galore thin crust - Dominos...
Favourite Fast Food: Cheesy Wedges (KFC punya)

Favourite juice : Orange juice (home-made)
Favourite fruits : Longan and grapes (lately I love apples too)
Favourite cakes : Tiramisu, chocolate cakes (never 'berries')
Favourite chocolate: Dark chocolate is romantic ;)
Favourite ice cream: Baskin Robbins - chocolate mint and chocolate chocolate hahaha
Favourite tit-bits : Super Ring & Twisties - Duh tomato flavour
Favourite biscuits: Love letters - chocolate flavour
Favourite sweets: Tic Tac orange flavour
Favourite snacks: Aunty Anne's walnut pretzel (correct spelling or not ar?)





Favourite singers: Grasshopper, Show Luo, Britney Spears
Favourite cartoon: Tundercats, JEM
Favourite feng shui master: Peter So (Hong Kong)

Favourite baju colours: Black, white, brown & red
Favourite pants colours : White and black
Favourite shawl colours: Beige, orange & red
Favourite accessories: Earrings & bracelets & watches
Favourite shoes brands: Carlo Rino & Crocodile (for comfort)
Favourite lingerie brands: La Senza & Audrey

Favourite facial wash: Pure Cleansing Gel - Nu Skin Enterprises (super-good)
Favourite lotion: Perenial - Nu Skin Enterprises (super-soft)
Favourite body cream: Dermatics Effects - Nu Skin Enterprises (super-effective)

Favourite fingernail colour: Transparent
Favourite toenail colour: Light brown & pink
Favourite eye shadow colours: Brown & green
Favourite lipgloss colours: Pinkish

Favourite colour pencils brand: Colleen
Favourite shopping mall: Pavilion, KL
Favourite cinema: GSC, Pavilion KL - the seats are like heaven! geng!
Favourite supermarket: Jusco Maluri would be nice
Favourite bookstore: Borders

Favourite mobile phone brand: Nokia Nokia & Nokia hehehe!
Favourite electrical appliances brand: Toshiba
Favourite camera brands: Kodak & Nikon



Favourite animals: I'm scared of any animals, but to see lions would be fun!
Favourite insect: Butterfly is nice to see... and kelip-kelip looks cool!
Favourite flower: Sunflower, roses are romantic ;)
Favourite activities: Aerobic, yoga & bowling


ok la, now it's time to think about your favourites! CHEERS!

Wednesday, July 8, 2009

MY BIRTHDATE :)









17 + 8 + 1979 = 2004

2 + 0 + 0 + 4 = 6
Your Birth Number : 6














6’s are idealistic and need to feel useful
to be happy. A strong family connection is
important to them. Their emotions influence
their decisions. They have a strong urge to
take care of others and to help. They are
very loyal and make great teachers. They
like art or music. They make loyal friends
who take the friendship seriously.

6’s should learn to differentiate between
what they can change and what they cannot.


Candy Wong, birthday date : 17 August 1979

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Your Life


You neither want to be interfered nor have
the desire to mess with others` life. But
you are friendly and occasionally a party
animal. You are always in a circle of friends.
You often do things in your own way that
occasionally go beyond the acceptable limit.
People may find you childish and not very
attractive in that sense.








Your Love


Your fun-loving character attracts opposite
sex. Many of those are great.You often find
yourself trapped among a few great guys while
you have to choose only one.

Your birth on the 17th day of the month suggests
that you are very fortune financially, because
this date is very good for business interest
and a solid business sense. Although you are
probably very honest and ethical, this birthday
enables you to be shrewd and successful in the
world of business and commercial enterprise.

You have excellent organizational, managerial,
and administrative capabilities enabling you
to handle large projects and significant
amounts of money with relative ease.

You are ambitious and highly goal-oriented,
although you may be better at starting
projects than you are at finishing them.
A sensitivity in your nature, often repressed
below the surface of awareness, makes it
hard to give or receive affection.


Loves to joke
Attractive
Suave and caring
Brave and fearless
Firm and has leadership qualities
Knows how to console others
Too generous and egoistic
Takes high pride of oneself
Thirsty for praises
Extraordinary spirit
Easily angered
Angry when provoked
Easily jealous
Observant
Careful and cautious
Thinks quickly
Independent thoughts
Loves to lead and to be led
Loves to dream
Talented in the arts, music and defense
Sensitive but not petty
Poor resistance against illnesses
Learns to relax
Hasty and rusty
Romantic
Loving and caring
Loves to make friends











Your Soul Urge Number : 1
(CWLK)

With a Soul Urge number of 1, you want
to lead and direct, to work independent
of supervision, by yourself or with
subordinates. You take pride in you abilities
and want to be recognized for them. You may
seek opportunities to display your strength
and usefulness, wanting to create and originate.
In your desire to manage the big picture and
the main issues, you may often leave the
details to others.

PositiveTraits :
The positive 1 Soul Urge is Ambitious and
determined, a leader seeking opportunities.
There is a great deal of honesty and loyalty
in this character. If you possess positive 1
Soul Urge qualities, you are very attainment
oriented and driven to success. You are a
loyal friend and strictly fair in your
business dealings.

Negative Traits:
A negative 1 is apt to dominate situations
and people; the home, the spouse, the family
and the business. Emotions aren`t strong in
this nature. If you possess an excess of 1
energy, you may, at times, be boastful and
egotistic. You must avoid being too critical
and impatient of trifles. The need of the 1
Soul Urge is the development of friendliness,
and a sincere interest in people.










Soul Urge Number : 2
(WLK)

With the Soul Urge number 2, your motivation
is centered on friendships, partnerships,
and companionship. You want to work with
others as a part of a cooperative team.
Leadership is not important to you, but
making a contribution to the team effort
is. You are willing to work hard to achieve
a harmonious environment with sensitive,
genial people.

Positive Traits :
In a positive sense, the 2 Soul Urge is
sympathetic, extremely concerned and devoted.
The nature tends to be very sensitive to
others, always tactful and diplomatic.
This element in your nature indicates that
you are rather emotional. You are persuasive,
but in a very quiet way, never forceful.
You are the type that makes really close
friendships because you are so affectionate
and loving.

Negative Traits :
If this number is over-emphasized in your makeup,
you may be over-sensitive, with a delicate ego
that is too easily hurt. You may be timid or
fearful, too easygoing for your own good.



Tuesday, July 7, 2009

"F" ABOUT LIFE...

I love my:-
Family
Friends

Food








I have:
Funny children
Fantastic family & friends & colleagues

Fabulous boyfriend who is sincere & caring :*



I will ignore:-
Fake people (praise you in-front, talk bad behind type :P)
Flirt-kaki (hehehe, maybe my kung-fu tak cukup, so envy those who are good at flirting)
Fussy human beings


I think I’m:
Flabby (Fat lo!)
Funny, so I appear to be “friendly” too
Faithful



I always:
Flatter about others or sometimes myself (and let’s laugh over it!)

Forgive (no revenge & no enemy plsss)
Forget (bad experience, but still have to learn from it la!)



I enjoy:-
Fortune (especially those ‘unexpected’ ones hahaha)




Fame (imagine if can ‘pak-hei’ with Aaron Kwok hehehe *think too much*)
Fashion (ANTM, fashion & designers shows, magazines or whatever la)




My favourite food:-
Fruits (longan, grapes… super geng!)
Fish (but not 'fish balls')
French fries (but now kam fei, cannot eat more than 10)




I takut:-
Frogs (they are ‘cold’ macam plaster sin)
F
lood (it’s scary)
Freckles (this shows ageing ohhh…)




I am not a:-
Fearful person

Frugal human being
Furious woman (hahaha!)








Hey, it's your turn to write something about yourself! CHEERS!

REACHING 30'S... OHH LA LA...


ACHIEVEMENTS 2 lovely boys - they are just fabulous to me...

BIRTHDAYS will try to greet/sms/call friends on their birthdays, let me know if you want me to sing Birthday songs to you, I know 3-languages GENG LER!


CELEBRATE WHATEVER other than Birthdays, Anniversaries, Valentine’s, let’s celebrate when we have done something cool, something fun, something new, even learning a new song in Karaoke…


DING DONG BELL little children still call me ‘jeh-jeh’…
maybe they are confused, they call my mom ‘Aunty’…
so I’m qualified as ‘jeh-jeh’ lo





ENTERTAINMENT karaoke more, club more,
dance more. Also, watch at least 2 movies a month
in cinema & have more gatherings with colleagues,
-colleagues, friends, long lost friends, new friends …



FACEBOOK found a lot of friends long-lost friends... CHEERS! FACEBOOK = FRIENDSHIP, FACEBOOK = FOREVER FRIENDS..

GAN BATTE - must kam fei kam fei... target another 7kgs.. then tutup kedai

HAPPINESS to find Happiness, is to be HAPPY internally, and a smiling face helps… Kiss and Smile at the mirror before you get out of the house every-day. If that day you are not leaving the house, talk to your mirror, “Hi, good day” and SMILE… you’ll have a HAPPY DAY AHEAD!

ICHI-BAWAH my new nick since 2008, after my ‘fringe haircut’… ICHI-BAN!

JAJAMBOO everything’s following the “beat”, let’s ROCK, JAJAMBOOO!


KODAK CAMERA is my tool for memories. I just love to snap lots of photographs, enjoy the moments!

LOVE IS ALL AROUND it’s easy to be loved, spread your love,
by saying ‘good words’, giving ‘free sweets’, acting ‘sincerely’,
do more ‘charity’, so easy ma .. right?



MOTIVATED after went thru so many things, until can write a “BOOK OF CANDY’S LIFE”, I feel motivated and can be a teacher when it comes to knowledge of life!

“NO” TO “NEGATIVE PEOPLE” why waste time? If someone likes to complain, just ignore!

OBVIOUS BLESSINGS - I appreciate what I have now


PASAR PAGI, PASAR MALAM - I just love to go to the markets, wet market, night market, supermarkets hahaha! At least now, I know which stall to buy pork, what is ‘kau-yu’, ‘mah-yau-yu’, ‘sek-pan’… and I also know which stall sells the yummy nasi lemak and curry puff… best will be Pasar Malam, I can eat while I walk ... cool ya!

QUEENS OF MY HEART POPO & MOM, I Love you both, TRULY MADLY DEEPLY…

RESCUE THE DROWN I’ve became a good listener to those who needs someone to talk to…


SUNSHINE Some friends told me, that I am their “SUNSHINE”… you can be ONE too !

TRAVEL - Love to taste the great food around the world...


UNBELIEVABLE when I discover that I have one line below my right eye… it’s called WRINKLEsss, SUPER-UNBELIEVABLE…


VULNARABLE when my friend uses his ‘student card’ when we buy movies tickets, I’ve to pretend to be his ‘teacher’… vulnerable inside wor… hahahaha!


WONDERFUL wonderful family, wonderful colleagues, wonderful friends … this is SUPER EXTREMELY 500% WONDERFUL!

X-TRA MILE Walk the Extra Mile, if people ask you to ta-pau nasi goreng, u soon-pin buy the ‘roti-boy’ for tea lo… hahaha!

YES MAN did you watch that movie,
“YES” and you’ll be filled with GOODIES!



ZIP IT UP less gossip please, “ZIP OUR MOUTH”
talk only positive stuff. Ignore those people who tends
make you down - mix with happy & positive people